All Posts

11 total

  1. Nutrient Storage: Your Body's Ponzi Scheme
  2. Expensive Piss: A Scumbag’s Guide to Vitamins
  3. How to Get Glass Skin
  4. Vitamin D, Sunlight, and Why Tanning Yourself for “Health” Is a Shitty Trade
  5. Inferno: Your Guide to Surviving the Sun
  6. Artsy Pubes: A Shaver’s Guide
  7. Unbruising
  8. Dermaplaning: A Follicular Fallacy
  9. Becoming a Rolling Stone
  10. Piercing Rejection and the Painful Reality of Abandoning Hope
  11. Word Vomit: A Scumbag's Introduction